Haiku, Misguidance Counselors

“Too many kids get – shoved into college when they – should go to tech school”

Haiku, Bad Weather Produces Good Results

“Iowa shuts down – Ohio State, Drake Relays, – four by one hundred”

You can fit lots of shit in a Fit

Haiku, Getting Mugged By Government Thugs

“We paid FICA and – Medicare taxes; Hands off – you DC bastards”

http://www.tri-cityherald.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/article143795544.html

Setlist for Carol Corley who posts the truth

1. Jesse James “He took from the rich and he gave to the poor”, 2. Roddy McCorley “Behind him marched in grim array A stalwart earnest band”, 3. I’ve Just Told Mama Goodbye “Her time has come to go”, 4. The Sloop John B. “I feel so broke-up I wanna go home”, 5. Hush, Little Baby “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word”, 6. All The Pretty Little Horses “Go to sleepy little baby”, 7. Hey, Good Lookin’ “How’s about cookin’ somethin’ up with me”, 8. The Gypsy Rover “And he won the heart of a lady”, 9. Sugar Babe “Ain’t your honey but the way you do”, 10. The Universal Soldier “This is not the way we put an end to war”, 11. This Land Is Your Land “Near the relief office I saw my people”, 12. The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald “The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, when the skies of November turn gloomy”

Everybody Must Get Screwed (Bob Dylan Said That) [haiku quartet]

1. “All politicians – spin but Trump lies, brazenly – and regularly”

2. “The schmuck who wrote The – Art of the Deal can’t even – do deals with Congress”

3. “After Bush Two we – thought a President couldn’t – be worse; we were wrong”

4. “Help save the planet – from Trump; teach your children how – to think like hippies”

Haiku, Yiddish Words For Trump And His Flunkies

http://www.salon.com/2017/04/26/are-american-voters-actually-this-stupid-a-new-poll-suggests-the-answer-may-be-yes/

“Alter am harretz, – schlemiel, shmendrik, trumbenik, – meshugener, shmuck”

Haiku: He Flies; He Scores

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/04/26/it-was-like-i-saw-a-unicorn-blue-jays-chris-coghlan-channels-superman-for-amazing-dive-at-the-plate/?tid=pm_sports_pop&utm_term=.8e5110826ca2

“It’s a bird, it’s a – plane, no it’s Clark Kent Coghlan – diving for home plate”

Haiku, Do You Wish

"Do you ever wish - Doctor Who would land in the - Tardis and save us?"

Haiku, We Are The Koch Brothers’ Suckers

“Republicans want – to destroy healthcare, unions – and education”

Distracted by the Russian spy drama, North Korea, Bill O’Reilly being fired from Fox News?. While the Republicans have your heads spinning, the following bills have been introduced to Congress:

1. HR 861 Terminate the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
2. HR 610 Vouchers for Public Education
3. HR 899 Terminate the U.S. Department of Education
4. HJR 69 Repeal Rule Protecting Wildlife
5. HR 370 Repeal Affordable Care Act
6. HR 354 Defund Planned Parenthood
7. HR 785 National Right To Work (this one ends unions)
8. HR 83 Mobilizing Against Sanctuary Cities Bill

Please copy/paste and share widely. Call your House Representative and ask them to not only vote “NO”…but to speak up for our rights, health & safety, and our beautiful country.

If your senators and reps aren’t saved in your phone yet, text your zip code to 50409. You’ll get a text back with everyone’s contact info. It gives you Federal and State. PASS IT ON (copy and paste, don’t share, for maximum views). This is participant democracy at work.