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“I’ve heard, It goes, Your faith, She tied, Maybe I, I’ve seen, There was, And remember, Maybe there’s, And it’s”
-Leonard Cohen

Only a Blue Wave Can Stop Climate Change

Did you enjoy watching Lahaina burn & Keaton Beach flood? Stay tuned for more extreme weather brought to you by your Republican Party’s deniers of climate change.

Dump Trump

Trump gets indicted
Melania’s reaction
Sucks to be you, pal

Trumpers Get Thumped

Warren County, Iowa voters just thumped the Trumpers by a margin of 2 to 1 in a special election. May the Blue Tide roll!

Republicans tried to crucify Kim Sheets. Then she rose from the dead.

Warren County, Iowa voters saw the light & overwhelmingly rejected an election-denying Trump cultist in a special election for County Auditor. May the same light shine on the rest of MAGAland.

Props to the voters of Warren County, Iowa who at least for one shining moment on August 29th, woke up from the nightmare of Trumpism & elected a competent, experienced person as County Auditor.

Stop CTE. Ban Tackle Football.

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Repeated hits to the head in contact sports like football & boxing, can cause CTE, a brain disease that results in mental illness & premature death, often by suicide. Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to play football.

Thank You Pamela Brown

“I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown
All of my good times, all my roamin’ around
One of these days I might be in your town
And I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown”
-Tom T. Hall

Ban Guns

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Guns & Republicans are the problem, not books & abortions.

And Does the Bear?

Is Trump guilty? Does Biden have dementia? Is the Pope Catholic?

Sexist Spanish Pig

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A forced kiss on the lips of a non-consenting person is a crime of sexual assault. It was broadcast on live TV. Luis Rubiales, Spanish Federation President, is a sex criminal & should be punished in a court of law.

Querida FIFA: Nunca está bien besar a la fuerza a alguien en los labios sin su consentimiento. ¡Nunca!

The World Cup should be about the Spanish Women & their incredible athletic accomplishment not about the Spanish Federation President & his deplorable criminal behavior.

If We Fail to Learn from History

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In August, 2018 a fire similar to the one that just incinerated Lahaina broke out in thick, dry grass in the same general area & was whipped by 70 mph winds into a firestorm that destroyed about two dozen structures. Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.