Archive for October, 2016

Haiku, It’s No Secret

October 30, 2016

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/nationals/terry-francona-is-pushing-all-the-right-buttons-in-world-series/2016/10/29/6792f836-9d56-11e6-9980-50913d68eacb_story.html

“Terry Francona – has been managing circles – around Joe Maddon”

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Haiku Duet, Tito Games Joe

October 29, 2016

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/playoffs16_indiansspoilingseries/cleveland-indians-come-crash-your-party

“Chicago parties – too soon; the goal is winning – not just getting to”

“It should have been the – party of a lifetime; who – invited Cleveland?”

Haiku Trilogy, Trump’s Interminable Teachable Moment

October 28, 2016

http://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/did-trump-and-clinton-get-a-pass-on-education?mbid=gnep&intcid=gnep&google_editors_picks=true

1. “A Trump’s eye view of – the world is from the height of – a kindergartner”

2. “If a grade schooler – said what Trump says he’d get sent – to the Principal”

3. “Paranoid of Blacks – and a kindergartner’s view – of economics”

Haiku Duet, All Aboard

October 27, 2016

“Cubs’ curse of the Goat – versus Indians’ curse of – the Colavito”

“A nostalgic trip – with baseball’s curses on the – Lake Shore Limited”

Haiku, Not Wanted

October 26, 2016

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/not-wanted-black-applicants-rejected-trump-housing-speak-out-n671966

“If you were black, back – in the day there is no way – the Trumps wanted you”

Haiku, Biggest Team Chokes

October 26, 2016

The 7 Biggest Team Chokes in Sports History

“There is no Heimlich – Maneuver when your team chokes – in the postseason”

Haiku Quartet, The Damaged Brand

October 26, 2016

America Rejects Trump And Hits Him In The Wallet As His Hotel Business Plummets

1. “If skeletons are – in your closet you shouldn’t – run for President”

2. “No one wants to stay – in a hotel named after – a sex criminal”

3. “Trump is Voldemort, – Darth Vader, Sauron and the – Ice Queen all in one”

4. “Trump’s kids are stuck with – the damage daddy did to – the family brand”

Sunday Setlist

October 24, 2016

1. Bingo “And Bingo was his name-o”, 2. All The Pretty Little Horses “Hush-a-bye, don’t you cry, Go to sleepy little baby”, 3. This Old Man “This old man, he played ‘one’, He played ‘nick-nack’ on my drum”, 4. Animal Fair “The monkey, he got drunk”, 5. Hush, Little Baby “Hush little baby, don’t say a word”, 6. Skip To My Lou “Little red wagon painted blue”, 7. Eentsy Weentsy Spider “Down came the rain and washed the spider out”, 8. Oh, Susanna “It rained all night the day I left, The weather it was dry”, 9. Hava Nagila “V’-nis-m’-cha”

The Brand New Pat A Cake

October 23, 2016
“Pat a cake, pat a cake, Maddon’s men,
Finally in the World Series again,
Roll ’em and knead ’em and mark ’em with ‘C’,
And they’ll get another win for Nora and me”