Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Haiku, Stripper Shoes

May 24, 2017

“Helen Mirren stands – five feet four and loves to wear – stripper platform heels”

Haiku Trilogy, Shredding

May 23, 2017

“Trump wants to shove the – branches of your safety net – through his wood chipper”

“Shit Trump said to get – elected has become lies – that will get you screwed”

“Face it, Trump voters – you got played, screwed, scammed, huckstered, – flimflammed and suckered”

Rail cars in the rain

May 19, 2017

Haiku, RIP Machinery Hill

May 12, 2017

“Lake Street Target was – Minneapolis-Moline – tractor factory”

Haiku Sextet: Resist The Urge To Profile, 3

May 11, 2017

1. “Colgate Drill Team: ‘Ten – hut’; ‘Order, glue guns’; ‘Port, glue – guns’, ‘Present, glue guns'”

2. “Botched racist lockdown – blamed on student tipster by – feckless President”

3. “How does wearing robes – and holding torches not look – like a Klan rally?”

4. “Colgate is higher – education’s version of – United Airlines”

5. “Go to Colgate and – get profiled but go to – Penn State and get killed”

6. “White girl runs with sword, – nothing happens; black guy runs – with glue gun, Lockdown!”

Vote for Emma

May 2, 2017

Happy Children’s Book Week, Teacher Appreciation Week and Get Caught Reading Month

May 1, 2017

You can fit lots of shit in a Fit

April 28, 2017

Haiku, John Fahey’s Nonpareil Guitaring

April 22, 2017

“Expert at tunings, – master of pickings, Charley – Patton’s disciple”

RIP John Hartford

April 14, 2017

“Now where was you last Friday night, While I was locked up in jail; Walking the streets with another man, Wouldn’t even go my bail”