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Haiku, Stripper Shoes

May 24, 2017

“Helen Mirren stands – five feet four and loves to wear – stripper platform heels”

http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/03/helen-mirren-loves-stripper-shoes

Haiku Trilogy, Shredding

May 23, 2017

“Trump wants to shove the – branches of your safety net – through his wood chipper”

“Shit Trump said to get – elected has become lies – that will get you screwed”

“Face it, Trump voters – you got played, screwed, scammed, huckstered, – flimflammed and suckered”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnists/2017/05/23/face-it-trump-voters-you-got-played/340182001/

Rail cars in the rain

May 19, 2017

Haiku, RIP Machinery Hill

May 12, 2017

“Lake Street Target was – Minneapolis-Moline – tractor factory”

http://www.twincities.com/2009/08/22/titans-of-the-tractor-trade/

Haiku Sextet: Resist The Urge To Profile, 3

May 11, 2017

1. “Colgate Drill Team: ‘Ten – hut’; ‘Order, glue guns’; ‘Port, glue – guns’, ‘Present, glue guns'”

2. “Botched racist lockdown – blamed on student tipster by – feckless President”

3. “How does wearing robes – and holding torches not look – like a Klan rally?”

4. “Colgate is higher – education’s version of – United Airlines”

5. “Go to Colgate and – get profiled but go to – Penn State and get killed”

6. “White girl runs with sword, – nothing happens; black guy runs – with glue gun, Lockdown!”

https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/32441/

Vote for Emma

May 2, 2017

https://www.facebook.com/PawsEffectOrg/?pnref=story

Happy Children’s Book Week, Teacher Appreciation Week and Get Caught Reading Month

May 1, 2017

You can fit lots of shit in a Fit

April 28, 2017

Haiku, John Fahey’s Nonpareil Guitaring

April 22, 2017

“Expert at tunings, – master of pickings, Charley – Patton’s disciple”

RIP John Hartford

April 14, 2017

“Now where was you last Friday night, While I was locked up in jail; Walking the streets with another man, Wouldn’t even go my bail”