Haiku, Weekend

October 21, 2017

“Retirement is – just one very long weekend – if you stay healthy”


Haiku Trilogy, Twitler

October 21, 2017

“‘I was told’, ‘Lot’s of – people are saying’, preface – Trump’s bullshit statements”

“Trump learned his trick of – lying from reading Hitler’s – speeches before bed”

“The only thing Trump’s – foreign policy will do – is make more widows”


October 20, 2017

“That cheap Ikea – dresser is a ticking time – bomb in your kid’s room”


Haiku: You go, Lulu

October 20, 2017

“For dogs bomb sniffing – is slavery; no wonder – she didn’t want it”

Haiku Trilogy, The Demise Of Your Alma Mater

October 19, 2017

“Boola boola up – the wazoola for Midwest – Universities”

“Republican state – legislatures are killing – land grant research schools”

“The Midwest’s public – research universities – are getting strangled”


Haiku Trilogy, Too Many Rats And Fleas

October 18, 2017

“Madagascar plague – outbreak; both earlier and – fiercer than normal”

“The garbage attracts – the rats that carry the fleas – that produce the plague”

“Madagascar plague – outbreak; we should all support – the relief effort”


Haiku, Best Sword Fight Ever

October 18, 2017

“Princess Bride is the – best sword fight scene in modern – movie history”


Haiku, The Garden Of Lies About Trump’s Tax Cut Delights

October 17, 2017

“Republicans who – lie about Trump’s tax cut bill – will end up in hell”

“The strategy of – tax cuts for the rich is based – entirely on lies”

Haiku Trilogy, Marino Has Blood On His Slacks

October 17, 2017

“Stooge who made getting – opioids easier picked – to be new Drug Czar”

“Congress colluded – with drug companies to fuel – opioid crisis”

“Before you hire – someone you don’t know, always – do a background check”


Haiku Trilogy, Annals Of Organization

October 16, 2017

“Seek transcendence in – the trivial; find the world – in a grain of sand”

“Melville was obsessed – with a white whale; McPhee is – obsessed with structure”

“Modern culture wants – to pave over everything – including our minds”