Haiku, Weekend

October 21, 2017

“Retirement is – just one very long weekend – if you stay healthy”

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Haiku Trilogy, Twitler

October 21, 2017

“‘I was told’, ‘Lot’s of – people are saying’, preface – Trump’s bullshit statements”

“Trump learned his trick of – lying from reading Hitler’s – speeches before bed”

“The only thing Trump’s – foreign policy will do – is make more widows”

Haiku, IKILYA

October 20, 2017

“That cheap Ikea – dresser is a ticking time – bomb in your kid’s room”

http://fortune.com/2017/10/20/ikea-dresser-death-child-tip-over/

Haiku: You go, Lulu

October 20, 2017

“For dogs bomb sniffing – is slavery; no wonder – she didn’t want it”

Haiku Trilogy, The Demise Of Your Alma Mater

October 19, 2017

“Boola boola up – the wazoola for Midwest – Universities”

“Republican state – legislatures are killing – land grant research schools”

“The Midwest’s public – research universities – are getting strangled”

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/10/midwestern-public-research-universities-funding/542889/

Haiku Trilogy, Too Many Rats And Fleas

October 18, 2017

“Madagascar plague – outbreak; both earlier and – fiercer than normal”

“The garbage attracts – the rats that carry the fleas – that produce the plague”

“Madagascar plague – outbreak; we should all support – the relief effort”

http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/16/health/madagascar-pneumonic-bubonic-plague-outbreak-continues/index.html

Haiku, Best Sword Fight Ever

October 18, 2017

“Princess Bride is the – best sword fight scene in modern – movie history”

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/10/princess-bride-30th-anniversary-sword-fight-inigo-montoya-man-in-black-rob-reiner-mandy-patinkin-cary-elwes

Haiku, The Garden Of Lies About Trump’s Tax Cut Delights

October 17, 2017

“Republicans who – lie about Trump’s tax cut bill – will end up in hell”

“The strategy of – tax cuts for the rich is based – entirely on lies”

Haiku Trilogy, Marino Has Blood On His Slacks

October 17, 2017

“Stooge who made getting – opioids easier picked – to be new Drug Czar”

“Congress colluded – with drug companies to fuel – opioid crisis”

“Before you hire – someone you don’t know, always – do a background check”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/investigations/dea-drug-industry-congress/?utm_term=.ec8caf38c679

Haiku Trilogy, Annals Of Organization

October 16, 2017

“Seek transcendence in – the trivial; find the world – in a grain of sand”

“Melville was obsessed – with a white whale; McPhee is – obsessed with structure”

“Modern culture wants – to pave over everything – including our minds”

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/09/28/magazine/the-mind-of-john-mcphee.html#_=_