Haiku, Killing For Pleasure

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-debate/dr-palmer-why-did-you-kill-cecil/article25784337/

“Why did my dentist – kill Cecil? He’s a rich, white – psychopath, honey.”

Haiku, Sea Shepherd Brings Poachers To Justice

“Sea Shepherd knows how – to catch bloodthirsty poachers – sic them on Palmer”

Haiku, What If Palmer Was Black?

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/why-arent-we-as-universally-outraged-over-sandra-blands-death-as-we-are-over-cecil-the-lion/

“If Walter Palmer – was black he would already – be in custody”

Media portrays black women who die in jail as guilty until proven innocent; RIP Sandra Bland, Kindra Chapman, Raynetta Turner, Ralkina Jones, Joyce Curnell

Haiku, Olive Shortage

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/24/olive-oil-prices-surge-drought-disease-spain-italy?CMP=share_btn_fb

“Between drought in Spain – and disease in Italy – olive crop is cooked”

Haiku, Make Way For Ducklings

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/story/29610069/10-cars-swerve-stop-on-freeway-for-family-of-ducks-to-cross#.VbDyccAKYC0.facebook

“Most Minnesotans – are not blood thirsty lion – poachers and killers”

Haiku, Africa’s Coolest Countries

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/kidspost/killing-of-african-lion-is-nothing-rare/2015/07/30/663b8176-36c6-11e5-9d0f-7865a67390ee_story.html

“Props to Botswana – and Kenya for banning big – game trophy hunting”

Haiku, Doctor Scumbag Asshole Dick

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/07/28/walter_palmer_alleged_lion_killer_he_can_be_tried_in_the_u_s_or_extradited.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top

“Lion killer should – face US charge for bribing – guides to commit crimes”

Haiku, Scumbag Asshole Dick

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/zimbabwe/11767119/Cecil-the-lions-killer-revealed-as-American-dentist.html

“Extradite dentist – who poached and slaughtered much loved – Zimbabwe lion”

Haiku, Newport Sixty-Five Turns Fifty

“Newport, sixty-five; – commercial or communal, – plugged in or unplugged”

Haiku, College Suicide

“The kids who seem to – have it all commit way too – many suicides”