Archive for July, 2015

Haiku, Killing For Pleasure

July 31, 2015

“Why did my dentist – kill Cecil? He’s a rich, white – psychopath, honey.”

Haiku, Sea Shepherd Brings Poachers To Justice

July 31, 2015

“Sea Shepherd knows how – to catch bloodthirsty poachers – sic them on Palmer”

Haiku, What If Palmer Was Black?

July 31, 2015

“If Walter Palmer – was black he would already – be in custody”

Media portrays black women who die in jail as guilty until proven innocent; RIP Sandra Bland, Kindra Chapman, Raynetta Turner, Ralkina Jones, Joyce Curnell

Haiku, Olive Shortage

July 31, 2015

“Between drought in Spain – and disease in Italy – olive crop is cooked”

Haiku, Make Way For Ducklings

July 30, 2015

“Most Minnesotans – are not blood thirsty lion – poachers and killers”

Haiku, Africa’s Coolest Countries

July 30, 2015

“Props to Botswana – and Kenya for banning big – game trophy hunting”

Haiku, Doctor Scumbag Asshole Dick

July 29, 2015

“Lion killer should – face US charge for bribing – guides to commit crimes”

Haiku, Scumbag Asshole Dick

July 28, 2015

“Extradite dentist – who poached and slaughtered much loved – Zimbabwe lion”

Haiku, Newport Sixty-Five Turns Fifty

July 28, 2015

“Newport, sixty-five; – commercial or communal, – plugged in or unplugged”

Haiku, College Suicide

July 28, 2015

“The kids who seem to – have it all commit way too – many suicides”