Archive for April, 2014

Haiku, RIP Bob Hoskins

April 30, 2014

Haiku, RIP Bob Hoskins

“Thanks for exposing – the GM Firestone plot – to scuttle street cars”

Haiku, Mighty Chelsea Has Struck Out

April 30, 2014

Haiku, Mighty Chelsea Has Struck Out

“Unforced error goals – Chelsea specializes in – Stamford Bridge failures”

Haiku, Ban DOT-111 Tank Cars

April 30, 2014

Haiku, Ban DOT-111 Tank Cars

“Single wall tank cars – derail; big damn fire mess – in downtown Lynchburg”

Haiku, All Racists, Please Leave The Planet

April 30, 2014

Haiku, All Racists, Please Leave The Planet

“Silver dishes the – owners a perfect pass, they – need to slam dunk it”

Haiku, Star Wars Nerds Rejoice

April 29, 2014

Haiku, Star Wars Nerds Rejoice

“Hamill, Fisher, Ford, – Mayhew, Baker, Daniels get – to reprise their roles”

Haiku, How To Drink Like A Fish Without Getting Drunk

April 28, 2014

Haiku, How To Drink Like A Fish Without Getting Drunk

“The secret we’ve all – wanted; how to drink all night – without getting drunk”

Haiku IRS Gone Wild

April 28, 2014

Haiku IRS Gone Wild

“Bonuses paid to – tax delinquent, disciplined – IRS workers: 

Haiku, Oligarchy Is Us

April 27, 2014

Haiku, Oligarchy Is Us

“Medici Florence – those were the days my friend, we – thought they’d never end”

Haiku, ‘Woman, Thy Name Is Vain’

April 27, 2014

Haiku, ‘Woman, Thy Name Is Vain’

“Foot surgery is – a fusion of medicine – and Grimms’ Fairy Tales”

Haiku, Racist NBA Owner Needs To Be Punished

April 27, 2014

Haiku, Racist NBA Owner Needs To Be Punished

“Wimp Commissioner – Silver won’t punish racist – team owner Sterling”