Haiku, Three Year Olds are Precious Little Thugs
“Three year olds are just – precious little thugs who don’t – give a flying fuck”
Haiku, Detroit has the Best Ruin Porn on the Planet
“Detroit: best ruin – hubris and porn of any – place on the planet”
Haiku, Paranoid Geezers Should Not have Weapons and Ammo
“Paranoid geezer – white rednecks should not possess – weapons and ammo”
“Is the internet – safe in the hands of a band – of junk food gypsies?”
Haiku, Parker Millsap Writes and Sings Great Songs
“The greatest songs hold – up a mirror to the ears – of the beholder”
Haiku, Des Moines Civic Center Impresario
“Jeff Chelesvig: Des Moines’ – big haul, great go, every time – a bull’s eye salesman”
Haiku, College Roommates are a Crap Shoot
“Randomly assigned – college roommates: biggest crap – shoot in your kid’s life”
“RIP Paco – de Lucia, guitarist – I just discovered”
Haiku, Jackie Ormes Cartooned the Truth
“Jackie Ormes, first black, – female cartoonist used her – pens to tell the truth”
Haiku, Gregg Steinhhafel got Outsmarted by a Teenager
“If Gregg Steinhafel – is the smartest guy in the – room, it’s a small room”