Archive for February, 2014

Haiku, Three Year Olds are Precious Little Thugs

February 28, 2014

Haiku, Three Year Olds are Precious Little Thugs

“Three year olds are just – precious little thugs who don’t – give a flying fuck”

Haiku, Detroit has the Best Ruin Porn on the Planet

February 28, 2014

Haiku, Detroit has the Best Ruin Porn on the Planet

“Detroit: best ruin – hubris and porn of any – place on the planet”

Haiku, Paranoid Geezers Should Not have Weapons and Ammo

February 28, 2014

Haiku, Paranoid Geezers Should Not have Weapons and Ammo

“Paranoid geezer – white rednecks should not possess – weapons and ammo”

Haiku, Keys to the Internet

February 28, 2014

Haiku, Keys to the Internet

“Is the internet – safe in the hands of a band – of junk food gypsies?”

Haiku, Parker Millsap Writes and Sings Great Songs

February 28, 2014

Haiku, Parker Millsap Writes and Sings Great Songs

“The greatest songs hold – up a mirror to the ears – of the beholder”

Haiku, Des Moines Civic Center Impresario

February 28, 2014

Haiku, Des Moines Civic Center Impresario

“Jeff Chelesvig: Des Moines’ – big haul, great go, every time – a bull’s eye salesman”

Haiku, College Roommates are a Crap Shoot

February 27, 2014

Haiku, College Roommates are a Crap Shoot

“Randomly assigned – college roommates: biggest crap – shoot in your kid’s life”

Haiku, RIP Paco de Lucia

February 27, 2014

Haiku, RIP Paco de Lucia

“RIP Paco – de Lucia, guitarist – I just discovered”

Haiku, Jackie Ormes Cartooned the Truth

February 27, 2014

Haiku, Jackie Ormes Cartooned the Truth

“Jackie Ormes, first black, – female cartoonist used her – pens to tell the truth”

Haiku, Gregg Steinhhafel got Outsmarted by a Teenager

February 26, 2014

Haiku, Gregg Steinhhafel got Outsmarted by a Teenager

“If Gregg Steinhafel – is the smartest guy in the – room, it’s a small room”