Archive for September, 2016

Haiku, Trump Hates Half The Human Population

September 30, 2016

“Donald’s hatred of – frails runs as longĀ  as his love – of Putin runs deep”

Haiku, Nightmare Landlords

September 30, 2016

“Trump and his daddy – told their people to say ‘No – Vacancies’ to blacks”

Haiku, Mr. Misogynist

September 30, 2016

“Trump belittled and – mocked a teenage beauty queen – called her ‘Miss Piggy'”

Haiku, Exploding Appliances

September 29, 2016

“Your laundry room might – contain a bomb if you have – a Samsung washer”

Haiku, Communicators

September 29, 2016

“NPR broke the – cellphone phenomenon in – nineteen-eighty three”

Haiku Duet, Hillary And Donald

September 29, 2016

“Hillary is like – your imperfect friend; you just – put up with her flaws”

“Donald is like your – asshole college frat bro who – remained an asshole”

Haiku, Iowa Basic

September 28, 2016

Comparing the Iowa Hawkeyes’ football facilities to those in the SEC

“The Hawkeyes don’t sell – opulence; they sell grit and – determination”

Haiku, Central Park Moment

September 27, 2016

“A-lister Tom Hanks – photobombs Elisabeth – and Ryan’s wedding”

Haiku, It Wasn’t Easy For Jean

September 26, 2016

“Melody Ranch Girl – kicked open good ol’ boy doors – for country women”

Haiku, Ditch Your Car

September 26, 2016

“If all of us would – go car free we could all just – do it in the road”