Archive for September, 2016

Haiku, Trump Hates Half The Human Population

September 30, 2016

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/30/which-group-of-people-does-trump-hate-the-most.html?google_editors_picks=true

“Donald’s hatred of – frails runs as longĀ  as his love – of Putin runs deep”

Haiku, Nightmare Landlords

September 30, 2016

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/09/28/trumps-claim-that-a-racial-discrimination-suit-was-brought-against-many-real-estate-firms/

“Trump and his daddy – told their people to say ‘No – Vacancies’ to blacks”

Haiku, Mr. Misogynist

September 30, 2016

“Trump belittled and – mocked a teenage beauty queen – called her ‘Miss Piggy'”

Haiku, Exploding Appliances

September 29, 2016

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/samsung-washing-machine-explode-1.3783613

“Your laundry room might – contain a bomb if you have – a Samsung washer”

Haiku, Communicators

September 29, 2016

http://krcu.org/post/when-phones-went-mobile-revisiting-nprs-1983-story-cellular#stream/0

“NPR broke the – cellphone phenomenon in – nineteen-eighty three”

Haiku Duet, Hillary And Donald

September 29, 2016

“Hillary is like – your imperfect friend; you just – put up with her flaws”

“Donald is like your – asshole college frat bro who – remained an asshole”

Haiku, Iowa Basic

September 28, 2016

Comparing the Iowa Hawkeyes’ football facilities to those in the SEC

“The Hawkeyes don’t sell – opulence; they sell grit and – determination”

Haiku, Central Park Moment

September 27, 2016

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tom-hanks-wedding-photo_us_57e92caee4b0e28b2b54eddd

“A-lister Tom Hanks – photobombs Elisabeth – and Ryan’s wedding”

Haiku, It Wasn’t Easy For Jean

September 26, 2016

http://www.rollingstone.com/country/news/grand-ole-opry-icon-jean-shepard-dead-at-82-w441864

“Melody Ranch Girl – kicked open good ol’ boy doors – for country women”

Haiku, Ditch Your Car

September 26, 2016

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2016/sep/22/paris-ban-traffic-london-world-car-free-day?CMP=share_btn_fb

“If all of us would – go car free we could all just – do it in the road”