Archive for July, 2017

Self Portrait

July 31, 2017

a20762 http://www.newyorker.com/cartoon/a20762

Haiku, Ah Caffeine

July 31, 2017

“Essential to life – is good coffee; here are the – best of the Times’ nerds”

Haiku Duet, Suburban Jungle

July 31, 2017

“Life’s most expensive – choice: find a place to live that – really feels like home”

“Are you raising your – kids with people you want to – be raising kids with?”

Haiku Trilogy, White House Gone Wild

July 30, 2017

“Trump tells Scouts, if you’re – having sex parties on yachts – don’t lose momentum”

“Trump presents his full – monty pervert to Boy Scouts – of Amerika”

“A President who – disrespects young people does – not deserve to serve”

http://lancasteronline.com/opinion/columnists/an-eagle-scout-reflects-on-trump-s-jamboree-speech/article_654f89fc-7151-11e7-960b-9729b51aec31.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=user-share

Haiku, Sister City

July 30, 2017

“Wayback machine let’s – go to Monroe, New York in – nineteen ninety three”

http://www.nytimes.com/1993/07/25/realestate/if-you-re-thinking-of-living-in-monroe.html

Haiku, Storywalk Today

July 29, 2017

“Walkers and readers – Carlisle’s first storywalk – Today; Middle School”

Haiku Trilogy, Football Maims Young Mens’ Brains

July 29, 2017

1. “Would you cheer at a – car wreck? You do each time you – watch a football game”

2. “Every time your head – gets hit your soft brain smashes – into your hard skull”

3. “Colleges need to – stop paying young men to maim – their brains in football”

RIP June Foray

July 28, 2017

Our favorite flying squirrel and sexy Russian;┬áNatasha’s backstory: daughter of Axis Sally and Count Dracula

http://variety.com/2017/tv/people-news/june-foray-dead-dies-rocky-natasha-bullwinkle-1202508180/amp/

Haiku, Thanks Monsanto

July 28, 2017

“Humans race to the – extinction cliff; sperm counts drop – precipitously”

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/human-race-danger-sperm-counts-drop-article-1.3358918

Haiku, Modern Dr. Jekyll

July 26, 2017

“Med School Dean’s life of – hookers and drugs covered up – by SoCal and cops”

http://nypost.com/2017/07/17/inside-a-med-school-deans-secret-life-of-drugs-and-hookers/