Archive for June, 2017

Haiku Trilogy, Pay No Attention To The Truth

June 30, 2017

“Here are the health care – stories the Republicans – want you to ignore”

“When you have no one – whatever you’re addicted – to is what rules you”

“Trump is a crisis – happening right in front of – our very own eyes”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/americans-watch-a-health-care-bill-that-could-upend-many-lives-again/2017/06/29/29ba6542-5b4e-11e7-a9f6-7c3296387341_story.html?tid=ss_fb&utm_term=.6eede632364e

Haiku Trilogy, Liar-In-Chief

June 29, 2017

“Trump’s ignorance of – health care policy would fill – Wikipedia”

“Republicans stuff – their tired old tax cut whore – into a new dress”

“With Trump driving the – bus Amerika is on – the highway to hell”

https://thinkprogress.org/trump-does-not-understand-health-policy-we-are-in-trouble-73cd71569745

Haiku, RIP Michael Bond

June 28, 2017

“Mr. and Mrs. – Brown first met Paddington on – a railway platform”

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/28/books/michael-bond-dead-paddington-bear.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

Haiku Quartet, Trumpnocare

June 28, 2017

1. “Obamacare should – not be repealed for twenty – two million reasons”

2. “Trump’s as unprepared – to govern as the Donner – Party was for snow”

3. “Trump blends arrogance – and ignorance, traits that made – America great”

4. “Ryan, McConnell – and Trump don’t care about you – or your insurance”

http://origin-nyi.thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/healthcare/339623-destroy-mcconnellcare-ryancare-and-trumpcare-travesties

Haiku Duet, Soylent Red

June 26, 2017

“Senate Trumpcare sends – over a million seniors – straight onto death row”

“Medicaid cuts will – throw vulnerable seniors – straight under the bus”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/06/26/its-official-the-senate-health-care-bill-is-about-cutting-medicaid/?tid=hybrid_collaborative_1_na&utm_term=.1070f97279e0

Switchin’ on the Spine

June 26, 2017

Haiku, Raise Your Children Well

June 25, 2017

“Reading to toddlers – helps the little bundles of – energy relax”

https://www.nytimes.com/guides/books/how-to-raise-a-reader?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=mini-moth&region=top-stories-below&WT.nav=top-stories-below

Haiku Trilogy, Medicroak

June 25, 2017

“Republicans want – to kill grandma and grandpa – with Medicaid cuts”

“They worked hard, they paid – into the system, now they’re – about to get screwed”

“Republicans will – force old people out of their – beds into the streets”

Haiku, Free Money

June 25, 2017

“Honey scans the net – for coupon codes and applies – them to your checkout”

https://www.joinhoney.com/g/trycodesm

Haiku Duet: Hey, Trump!

June 24, 2017

“Stop having campaign – rallies and start governing – the goddamn country”

“Trump prefers working – the crowds at rallies to the – work of governing”

http://www.thegazette.com/subject/opinion/an-open-letter-to-president-donald-trump-upon-his-return-to-cedar-rapids-20170620