Archive for May, 2017

Haiku, Dame Helen’s Advice

May 27, 2017

“Be a feminist, – don’t send three AM tweets and – roll with the punches”

Haiku Duet, Everyone Deserves Healthcare

May 26, 2017

“If you really want – to stop abortions give good – healthcare to women”

“Young womens’ healthcare – should not be dictated by – vindictive old men”

http://www.upworthy.com/joss-whedon-made-a-video-to-explain-why-planned-parenthood-is-important-in-3-minutes

Haiku Duet: Risk Must Be Shared, Saith The Lord

May 25, 2017

“The Auto workers – and GM cooked up today’s – health insurance mess”

“Walter Reuther had – doubts; Charlie Wilson prevailed – Reuther turned out right”

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2006/08/28/the-risk-pool

 

Haiku, Dharma Bummer

May 25, 2017

“The Coast Road is closed – even Neal and Jack would be – stopped by that bad boy”

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/24/us/big-sur-landslide-coastal-highway.html?module=WatchingPortal&region=c-column-middle-span-region&pgType=Homepage&action=click&mediaId=wide&state=standard&contentPlacement=9&version=internal&contentCollection=www.nytimes.com&contentId=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2017%2F05%2F24%2Fus%2Fbig-sur-landslide-coastal-highway.html&eventName=Watching-article-click

Haiku Duet, Pants On Fire

May 25, 2017

“Didn’t Trump promise – more people would be insured – and at lower cost?”

“How long must we deal – with these lying son of a – bitch Republicans?”

Haiku, Mother Nature’s Revenge

May 24, 2017

“Dumb hunter bumbles – into breeding elephants – crushed by dying cow”

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/05/elephant-crushes-kills-trophy-hunter-zimbabwe/

Haiku, Stripper Shoes

May 24, 2017

“Helen Mirren stands – five feet four and loves to wear – stripper platform heels”

http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/03/helen-mirren-loves-stripper-shoes

Haiku Trilogy, Shredding

May 23, 2017

“Trump wants to shove the – branches of your safety net – through his wood chipper”

“Shit Trump said to get – elected has become lies – that will get you screwed”

“Face it, Trump voters – you got played, screwed, scammed, huckstered, – flimflammed and suckered”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnists/2017/05/23/face-it-trump-voters-you-got-played/340182001/

Haiku Duet, Simple Math

May 23, 2017

“Republicans want – the rich to have more; the rest – of us to have less”

“Bend over suckers – Congress wants to punk new laws – where the moon don’t shine”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2017/05/22/sorry-suckers-trump-is-perfectly-happy-to-help-paul-ryan-shred-the-safety-net/?tid=ss_fb&utm_term=.76ceff28acf8

Haiku, Baez 101

May 23, 2017

“Joan Baez at the – height of her career for all – the millennials”