Posts Tagged ‘Trump’

Haiku Duet, Down Goes Bannon

August 18, 2017

“Bannon on the run; – will Donald, Ivanka and – Jared please follow”

“White supremacist – sperm counts have dropped by fifty – percent; Bye hate boys”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-decides-to-get-rid-of-white-house-chief-strategist-stephen-bannon/2017/08/18/98cd5c40-8430-11e7-902a-2a9f2d808496_story.html?tid=ss_fb&utm_term=.4ae153dd2b96

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Haiku Duet: Sheetcake It, Baby

August 18, 2017

“Tina Fey is a – national treasure; let’s all – stress eat some #sheetcake

“What doesn’t Trump get – about Raiders of the Lost – Ark? Nazis are bad”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/08/18/tina-fey-urges-americans-stay-home-from-neo-nazi-rallies-eat-a-sheet-cake-instead/?utm_term=.eaab203dac4d

Haiku Duet, Hey Trump

August 18, 2017

“Hey Trump, the Nazis – were jerks; if you don’t denounce – them we denounce you”

“Schwarzenegger reams – Trump a new asshole over – his Nazi support”

Haiku Duet, Trumpanoma

August 16, 2017

“Trump’s toxic pattern – he woos you, rips you off and – then abandons you”

“A person who won’t – denounce racism never – should be President”

http://www.salon.com/2017/08/06/trumps-malignant-pattern-he-woos-people-rips-them-off-and-then-abandons-them-and-he-wont-stop/

Haiku Trilogy, White House Gone Wild

July 30, 2017

“Trump tells Scouts, if you’re – having sex parties on yachts – don’t lose momentum”

“Trump presents his full – monty pervert to Boy Scouts – of Amerika”

“A President who – disrespects young people does – not deserve to serve”

http://lancasteronline.com/opinion/columnists/an-eagle-scout-reflects-on-trump-s-jamboree-speech/article_654f89fc-7151-11e7-960b-9729b51aec31.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=user-share

Haiku Trilogy, Requiem For Main Street

July 26, 2017

“Mom and pop markets – are the most endangered of – small town businesses”

“Trump’s budget puts nails – in the coffins of small towns – in Amerika”

“Main Street culture and – agriculture gashed by Trump’s – bloodthirsty budget”

Haiku Quintet, The Rule of Straw

July 25, 2017

1. “Trump believes the rule – of law is meant to keep poor – losers in their place”

2. “The framers built an – edifice made of law; Trump – thinks it’s made of straw”

3. “Stonewalling Garland – proved Congress also doesn’t – like the rule of law”

4. “Wizard lawyers at – ACLU resist the – rise of Trumpdemort”

5.  “Trump’s light shines on the – collective stupidity – of Amerika”

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2017/07/lawyers_and_the_constitution_alone_won_t_save_us_from_donald_trump.html

Haiku Trilogy, A Call To Arms

July 17, 2017

“Bogus Election – Commission; just more smoke and – mirrors from team Trump”

“Our democracy – is being assaulted by – its own President”

“Now is the time for – all patriots to support – the ACLU”

https://action.aclu.org/secure/sham-election-commission?ms=fb_share_60548

Two Haiku: Profiles In Cowardice; The Dirty Half Dozen

July 6, 2017

“Six little cowards – prop up the pathogenic – Trump presidency”

“Trump’s presidency – is a plague enabled by – six rat-faced bastards”

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/06/donald-trump-enablers

Haiku Duet, Le Theatre Du Grand Trumpnol

July 1, 2017

“You can’t be sure of – anything from Trump except – for his cruelty”

“Is Alfred Hitchcock – directing the shit show called – Trump’s Presidency?”