Archive for March, 2021

Trump’s Worst Crimes 38

March 31, 2021

If the pandemic was an ocean liner Trump steered it straight into an iceberg

“Birx and her Covid collaborators – enabled Trump to get away with the murder – of hundreds of thousands of Americans”

Trump’s Worst Crimes 37

March 27, 2021

For four years the United States had a leader who knew nothing, read nothing and cared about nothing except enriching himself

“If the pandemic – was an airplane, Trump flew it – into the side of a mountain”

“Trump broke the law so brazenly – a lost election is not enough punishment – he must also serve prison time”

The Big Stuck

March 26, 2021

“Stuck container ship – causes aneurysm in – global supply chain”

Did they find an empty vodka bottle rolling around on the deck?

It took 10 years and 1.5 million people to build the Suez Canal and 10 minutes and 20 people on a rogue ship to unbuild it.

Q. Why was it allowed in? A. Apparently the Ever Given was purpose built to the exact maximum length allowed in the canal. The real question is why was it sailing during a sandstorm? Even Interstate Highways prohibit high profile vehicles during high winds.

The Ever Given was traveling at a speed of 13 knots (15 mph), much too fast for sandstorm conditions

Life After Trump

March 25, 2021

Plan on a ‘lost’ 24 hours

after your second Covid poke even if

you felt good after the first one

“Being tired for 24 hours is millions of times better than being dead”

Republican Criminals 35

March 23, 2021

Mommy, why did Grandma die? Well Honey, our President deliberately let a deadly virus get loose.

“Even though you got vaccinated – Republican gun laws will still get you killed – if you go shopping or to concerts”

Trump knew the truth about Covid. Trump deliberately lied about Covid. People died because Trump lied.

Trump’s Worst Crimes 36

March 22, 2021

Criminals who spend their lives thumbing their noses at the law must be held accountable

Trump has gotten away with 2 impeachments, 6 bankruptcies, 10 obstructions of justice and 26 sex crimes. Finally the Manhattan DA has the goods to put him away. He needs to serve a prison term not another White House term.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/03/22/can-cyrus-vance-jr-nail-trump

Trump’s Worst Crimes 35

March 20, 2021

Trump’s Covid lies have killed more Americans – than all U.S. Foreign Wars combined – none of them got a gold star

“For Trump, obstruction of justice – to further his own political interests, – became a way of life”

Trump’s Worst Crimes 34

March 18, 2021

Trump’s scam tax cut
gave 87% of the $1.9 trillion
to the top one percent

“With Trump the truth – was whatever he – wanted it to be”

Republican Criminals 34

March 17, 2021

Democrats’ hold on the Senate is so precarious, Breyer should retire immediately, effective upon the confirmation of his successor

“Until Biden gets proactive – Trump’s nut job Supreme Court appointees – will remain a ticking time bomb”

Big Red Cover-Up

March 15, 2021

“After he attended a drunken hazing party – they found him in a ravine with a fractured skull and a footprint on his shirt – Cornell and its frat boys lawyered up and closed his case”

“After a student’s suspicious hazing death – Cornell and its Greek Culture closed ranks behind elite privilege – to cover up a botched police investigation”

“Every parent’s scariest nightmare – your first-born goes off to an elite college and dies – at an illegal campus event”

“Cornell’s Consolation Prize – National Hazing Prevention Week named for your son – murdered by the crime of hazing”