Archive for May, 2013

Haikus

May 28, 2013

“In the rug rat race – rich kids do better; they have – more ‘Goodnight Moon’ time”; “Adam and Eve should – have passed on the apple and – eaten the serpent”; “They had Bin Laden – at Tora Bora and the – Bushtards let him go”; “Patent lawyers and – chemical companies are – the newest pirates”; “Cleavage is like the – sun; you can sneak peek but its – dangerous to stare”; “Disease resistant – crops trump disease free people – phylonutrients”