Archive for August, 2013


August 30, 2013

“Dutch girl cleaning was – once the most famous image – in advertising”

“As long as awful – people keep doing awful – things the Onion lives”

“Why would females or – people of color ever – vote Republican?”

“Working men of all – tongues unite, you have nothing – to lose but your chains”

“Mahalia Jackson  – yelled ‘Martin, tell them about – that dream you still have'”

“Teacher rapes student – she commits suicide and – he gets thirty days”

Isaac Newton would have liked this

August 29, 2013

Isaac Newton would have liked this

Craigslist Haikus

August 27, 2013

“Visiting cougar – needs mature sexy cub for – friends with benefits”

“Friends with benefits – caring woman, sandwiches – and sex with no kids”

“Sub needs a real dom – light ass smacking and dirty – talk don’t dominate”

“Horny mixed gurl, nice – body, looking for horny – thug to have some fun”

“Friends with benefits – lets two people make a mess – and not clean it up”


August 27, 2013

“What you play with when – she’s up on top; like crib toys, – your hands just cant stop”

Artist and Muse

August 25, 2013

Artist and Muse

Do you want to have sex?

Haikus that were read on Travel with Rick Steves

August 24, 2013

“Best people watching
in Austin: Broken Spoke on
a Saturday night”

“Singing Cream at free
High Ball karaoke, sounds
like tired starlings”

“Austin never met
geezer singers, tattoos or
dogs it didn’t like”

“Amsterdam cycle –
Moms, babies in their baskets –
Cell phones in their ears”

“Alps to Savona –
By car: uphill floored; downhill –
Hang on for dear life”

“Three-Euro Dutch joints –
Or fifteen-Euro French drinks –
Results are the same”


August 24, 2013

“Parkinson’s disease – everything inside of you – freezes up and dies”

“If you make James Joyce – your vanishing point, you’ll breathe – words instead of air”

“Art is essential – it not only makes students – smart; it makes them smile”

“Chairs like to hang out – in clean, well lighted places – just like people do”

“Palettes: colorful – mud until genius fingers – coax the beauty out”

Life in Antarctica Relies on Shrinking Supply of Krill

August 18, 2013

Haiku: “Phytoplankton, krill, – blue whales; climate change will kill – the entire chain”  Life in Antarctica Relies on Shrinking Supply of Krill.


August 11, 2013

“Anyone with two – shirts should share with anyone – who doesn’t have one”

“Doomed geniuses of – jazz: Bix, Charlie, Clifford, Fats, – Bunny and Billie”

“People seldom do – what they believe in; they do – what is convenient”

“Maxim number one – for men: do not mistake your – penis for your brain” 

“‘Oh Brother, Where Art – Thou?’ is a Three Stooges film – with genuine sound”

“Van Gogh saw things more – clearly at night than the rest – of us see at noon”

Klinkenberg: Savannah’s 1733 city plan a model for today |

August 4, 2013

“Choices: ‘Baby you – can ride my bike’ or ‘Baby – you can drive my car'”   Klinkenberg: Savannah’s 1733 city plan a model for today |