Posts Tagged ‘Target’

Haiku, Too Soon Sexual, Too Late Smart

October 3, 2014

“Girls can’t sit criss cross – applesauce on the reading – rug in Target shorts”

Haiku, American Management Fail

March 15, 2014

Haiku, American Management Fail

“BNSF is – badly managed; like Target, – it ignored warnings”

Haikus, Another Target Blunder

March 12, 2014

Haiku, Another Target Blunder

“Target bikini – model’s photo gets hacked worse – than their credit cards”, “Target managers are – clueless feckless assholes – who don’t get retail”

Target’s CIO was Clueless, Incompetent and Unprepared

March 6, 2014

Target’s CIO was Clueless, Incompetent and Unprepared

You’re doing a heck of a job Bethie.  Target’s clearly clueless CIO, Beth Jacob, channels Michael Brown, the Bush EPA Director who botched Hurricane Katrina, in this September 2012 interview.  She admits she lacks information technology skills and doesn’t even mention security breaches when asked about the challenges she faces.  Target was a hacker’s dream.  If the rest of the senior Target managers are equally incompetent, I recommend that you sell your Target stock and shop elsewhere.

Promoting Buyer to Head of IT Proves Peter Principle

March 5, 2014

Promoting Buyer to Head of IT Proves Peter Principle

Target proves the Peter Principle.  How could Beth Jacob, a former Assistant Buyer, possibly have acquired the skill sets to become a competent Vice President of Technology Services and Chief Information Officer?  Target should replace her with the seventeen year old who orchestrated the hack.

Haiku, Gregg Steinhhafel got Outsmarted by a Teenager

February 26, 2014

Haiku, Gregg Steinhhafel got Outsmarted by a Teenager

“If Gregg Steinhafel – is the smartest guy in the – room, it’s a small room”

Haiku, Replace Target’s Inept Management

February 25, 2014

Haiku, Replace Target’s Inept Management

“Credit card hack, first – foreign roll out fail; replace – Target’s management”

Haiku, Target

January 11, 2014

Haiku, Target

“Was Target lying – or just dumb to not know how – many cards were hacked?”

Target credit card fiasco

December 20, 2013

Help Hagens Berman bring Target and overpaid CEO Gregg Steinhafel to justice for the credit card hack. Share your Target horror story with them.

Target CEO contact information

December 20, 2013

Overpaid Target CEO Gregg Steinhafel’s response to the recent credit card hack has been unacceptable.  If you are frustrated and disappointed about this you can contact him by phone at 612-696-6234 or by email at  If you want to contact him by US Mail his home address is 2265 North Shore Dr., Orono, MN 55391.