Posts Tagged ‘Trumpcare’

Haiku Duet, The Two Faced Party

July 15, 2017

“GOP exempts – itself from Cruz amendment – we get screwed, they don’t”

“Republicans piss – in our teacup but refuse – to drink it themselves”

Haiku Quintet, Save Medicaid

July 14, 2017

1. “The older you grow – the more likely you are to – outlive your savings”

2. “After the nursing – home sucks up all your money – you’ll need Medicaid”

3. “As you grow old your – brain fails first but your body – refuses to die”

4. “Without Medicaid – normal Americans can’t – afford to grow old”

5. “If your senators – are owned by the Koch Brothers – prepare to get screwed”

Haiku Sextet, We All Face Medicaid

July 8, 2017

1. “That sucking sound at – the old folks home: your money – going down the drain”

2. “Don’t Republicans – have elderly relatives – in nursing homes, too?”

3. “If you grow old and – you’re not a one percenter – you’ll need Medicaid”

4. “If you’re healthy your – brain will fail but your body – will refuse to die”

5. “Assisted is five – grand; nursing is ten; no one – is prepared for it”

6. “Republicans don’t – want Rita or you or me – to get Medicaid”

Haiku Quartet, Trumpnocare

June 28, 2017

1. “Obamacare should – not be repealed for twenty – two million reasons”

2. “Trump’s as unprepared – to govern as the Donner – Party was for snow”

3. “Trump blends arrogance – and ignorance, traits that made – America great”

4. “Ryan, McConnell – and Trump don’t care about you – or your insurance”

Haiku Trilogy, Medicroak

June 25, 2017

“Republicans want – to kill grandma and grandpa – with Medicaid cuts”

“They worked hard, they paid – into the system, now they’re – about to get screwed”

“Republicans will – force old people out of their – beds into the streets”

Haiku Duet, Pants On Fire

May 25, 2017

“Didn’t Trump promise – more people would be insured – and at lower cost?”

“How long must we deal – with these lying son of a – bitch Republicans?”

Haiku Duet, Did You Win Or Did Everybody Lose?

May 5, 2017

“Healthy rich people – are winners; disabled poor – people are losers”

“Oh, and the bastards – also just did away with – healthy school lunches”

Haiku Duet, GOP Inflicts Cruel And Unusual Punishment

May 4, 2017

“Republicans claim – to follow Christ but love to – make people suffer”

“We must mobilize – opposition to DC’s – unholy madness”

Haiku, Preexisting Conditions

May 3, 2017

“Republicans want – the death sentence for kids like – Jimmy Kimmel’s son”

Trumpcare (haiku) “If your conditions – are preexisting you can – just prepare to die”

Haiku, #WomensLivesMatter

March 24, 2017

“Who gave old white men – the power over the fate – of women’s health care?”