Posts Tagged ‘stupidity’

Haiku, Don’t Be Vain

October 12, 2017

“Vision is precious – please don’t ever decide to – tattoo an eyeball”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/09/30/a-model-decided-to-tattoo-her-eyeball-shes-now-partially-blind-and-in-excruciating-pain/?tid=a_inl&utm_term=.89be450b6348

Haiku Duet, Props ACLU

January 28, 2017

http://time.com/4652607/iraqi-refugees-detained-president-trump-lawsuit/

“Sign on White House fence – should read ‘Beware of Hateful – Clueless Billionaire'”

“With clueless, hateful – billionaires in charge, shit is – bound to get fucked up”

Haiku, #LochteGate

August 21, 2016

Olympics #LochteGate Means Lesser-Known Swimmers May Miss Their Pay Day

“Swimmers only get – attention every four years – don’t blow your chances”

Haiku, Wog Wars

June 26, 2016

http://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2016/06/25/483362200/brexit-whats-race-got-to-do-with-it

“It’s now official – the Brits are a few biscuits – short of a packet”

Haiku,Respect Mother Nature And Your Family (RIP Craig & Chase)

January 5, 2016

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/craig-strickland-dead_568abbe5e4b06fa6888301ed?ir=Entertainment&section=entertainment#comments

“Duck hunting on a – big lake in a snowstorm is – just disrespectful”