Posts Tagged ‘Scotland’

Haiku, The King’s English

January 27, 2017

“And now for something – completely different; Scottish – synonyms for Trump”

Tit, weapons grade plum, utter Twonk, absolute fucking doughnut, spoon, Gobshite, witless fucking cocksplat, weasel headed fucknugget, mangled apricot hellbeast, utter and complete eejit, clueless numpty, bloviating flesh bag, touped fucktrumpet, uncompressible jizztrumpet, tiny fingered Cheeto-faced ferret wearing shitgibbon, cockwomble.

Haiku Duet, Happy Hogmanay

December 31, 2016

“Pop the cork and throw – it out, this bottle will not – return to the shelf”

“May the New Year bring – you health and enough money – to retire on”

Haiku, John Oliver Explains Scotland Better Than CNN

September 18, 2014

“Better to become – good friends than stay together – in a bad marriage”