Posts Tagged ‘Russia’

Haiku Duet, Governing By Investigation

November 1, 2017

“Plea deals with little – bad guys are the best way to – bring down big bad guys”

“If Howard Cosell – were announcing this bout: ‘Down – goes Trump, Down goes Trump'”

Haiku Sextet, Leaker In Chief

May 17, 2017

1. “Trump didn’t just leak – secrets he gave them straight to – enemy agents”

2. “If you keep shooting – from the hip you’re bound to hit – yourself in the foot”

3. “New security – firm: Snowden, Manning and Trump – open for business”

4, “You dominate or – submit; you create fear or – you succumb to it”

5. “Trump’s development – as a person ended in – early childhood”

6. “Impeach Trump before – he makes even more stupid, – outrageous messes”

Haiku Duet: Alabama Lawyer, I Mean Liar

March 10, 2017

“Sadly for us all – lying is the new normal – at Foggy Bottom”

“Sick GOP jokes – Trumpcare, Muslim ban, border – wall, DeVos, Sessions”

Haiku Quartet, Not That I Know Of

February 16, 2017

1. “Trump’s White House looks more – like a fine-tuned mosh pit than – a fine-tuned machine”

2. Russia deploys Cruise – missiles, violates treaty, – Trump puts head up ass”

3. “Trump’s lies about ties – to Russia look like Clinton’s – lies about email”

4. “Trump went bankrupt six – times; his first four weeks make it – easy to see why”

Haiku, Golden Showers

January 12, 2017

“What football coaches – get with Gatorade after – they win the big game”

Haiku, Putin Cocktail

December 21, 2016

“Methanol and bath – lotion is a terrible – vodka surrogate”

Haiku, Trump Hates Half The Human Population

September 30, 2016

“Donald’s hatred of – frails runs as longĀ  as his love – of Putin runs deep”