Haiku, France Goes (Hazel) Nuts

“Discount Nutella – causes the French to behave – like famished pandas”

https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/01/discount-nutella-leads-to-rioting-in-france.html

Haiku, Biggest Oil Reserves And No Food

“During Carnival – we used to throw eggs for fun – now eggs are like gold”