Posts Tagged ‘old people’

Haiku Duet, Did You Win Or Did Everybody Lose?

May 5, 2017

“Healthy rich people – are winners; disabled poor – people are losers”

“Oh, and the bastards – also just did away with – healthy school lunches”

Haiku, The Geezer Gym

April 20, 2017

“Interval training – causes healthier old cell – mitochondria”

Haiku, Aging Gracefully

April 10, 2017

“As we reel in the – years we just don’t look so good – naked anymore”

Haiku, Forever Young

January 6, 2017

“Become a super – ager; expend enough stuff – that you feel some yuck”

Haiku, Old And On The Streets

August 13, 2016

“It sucks to be old – but it sucks even more to – be old and homeless”

Haiku, Why Hasn’t Someone Younger Stepped Up?

April 22, 2016

“Our next President – will need hearing aids and naps – every afternoon”

Haiku, Tiara Of Thorns

February 11, 2016

“The cross of parent – care is borne mostly by the – shoulders of daughters”

Haiku, May The Road Stay Put

March 20, 2015

“Old people who walk – dogs need to be like Weebles; – wobble but don’t fall”

Haiku, Old Masters

November 30, 2014

“Most old people just – get goofy; others play at – the top of their game”