Posts Tagged ‘Obamacare’

Haiku Quintet: As Usual, Republicans Love Smoke And Mirrors

September 24, 2017

“Replace Obama – care with Single Payer; keeps – promise, solves problem”

“If you have a pre – existing condition, say – ‘Thank you, John McCain'”

“Even with risk pools – insurance is costly, no – good and hard to get”

“If you live in a – red state and Obamacare – is repealed, you’re screwed”

“Didn’t know how bad – it was. Now I do. Won’t you – make my red state blue?”


Haiku Duet, Just Say ‘No!’ To GOP Cruelty

September 22, 2017

“Destroy the black guy’s – legacy even if sick – people have to die”

“GOP cares more – for bashing Obama than – caring for the sick”

Haiku Quintet, Save Medicaid

July 14, 2017

1. “The older you grow – the more likely you are to – outlive your savings”

2. “After the nursing – home sucks up all your money – you’ll need Medicaid”

3. “As you grow old your – brain fails first but your body – refuses to die”

4. “Without Medicaid – normal Americans can’t – afford to grow old”

5. “If your senators – are owned by the Koch Brothers – prepare to get screwed”

Haiku Duet, Pants On Fire

May 25, 2017

“Didn’t Trump promise – more people would be insured – and at lower cost?”

“How long must we deal – with these lying son of a – bitch Republicans?”

Haiku Duet, Did You Win Or Did Everybody Lose?

May 5, 2017

“Healthy rich people – are winners; disabled poor – people are losers”

“Oh, and the bastards – also just did away with – healthy school lunches”

Haiku Duet, GOP Inflicts Cruel And Unusual Punishment

May 4, 2017

“Republicans claim – to follow Christ but love to – make people suffer”

“We must mobilize – opposition to DC’s – unholy madness”

Haiku, Preexisting Conditions

May 3, 2017

“Republicans want – the death sentence for kids like – Jimmy Kimmel’s son”

Trumpcare (haiku) “If your conditions – are preexisting you can – just prepare to die”

Haiku Duet, Paul Slamma Jamma

March 23, 2017

“Trumpcare is about – to get jammed up your ass like – a colonoscope”

“The Republican – agenda’s health matters more – than the peoples’ health”

Haiku, Hoist With Their Own Petard

March 21, 2017

“If Republicans – vote for Trumpcare they suck; if – they don’t, they blow it”

Haiku Duet, Trumpcare Sucks

March 15, 2017

“Republicans want – to cut health care for the poor; – taxes for the rich”

“GOP mess; your – lies fool others; believing – your own lies fools you”