Posts Tagged ‘Nazis’

Haiku Duet, Turd Reich

August 26, 2017

“San Francisco dog – owners plan a brown carpet – to welcome Nazis”

“Only a carpet – of shit is appropriate – for a Nazi walk”

Haiku Duet: Sheetcake It, Baby

August 18, 2017

“Tina Fey is a – national treasure; let’s all – stress eat someĀ #sheetcake

“What doesn’t Trump get – about Raiders of the Lost – Ark? Nazis are bad”

Haiku Duet, Hey Trump

August 18, 2017

“Hey Trump, the Nazis – were jerks; if you don’t denounce – them we denounce you”

“Schwarzenegger reams – Trump a new asshole over – his Nazi support”

Haiku, The Wounds Still Bleed

January 27, 2017

“Auschwitz-Birkenau – liberated today in – nineteen forty-five”

Haiku, Der Slibervogel

April 18, 2016

The Supersonic Nazi Rocket Bomber That Could Destroy Any City

“Fortunately for – New York the Nazi rocket – bomber never flew”

Haiku, Nazi Bride School

February 24, 2015

“Girls learned how to cook, – sew, iron, breed children and – worship Der Fuhrer”

Haikus, RIP Nadia Popova

January 19, 2015

“Crop dusters became – bombers flown by night witches – who helped beat Hitler”

“Canvas and plywood – biplane top speed slower than – Messerschmitt stall speed”