Posts Tagged ‘lies’

Haiku, Dump Trump’s Putz Cuts

January 1, 2018

“Repeal and replace – Republicans who voted – for Trump’s putz tax cuts”

Elegy For Trump (haiku) “Liar, rapist, thief, – traitor, collaborator, – manipulator”

Haiku Duet, Republicans Dupe Amerika

November 30, 2017

“My name is Trump; I – will raise your taxes and fuck – up your lifestyle”

“Not since Silent Kal – have Amerikans gotten – so screwed by Congress”

Haiku, The Garden Of Lies About Trump’s Tax Cut Delights

October 17, 2017

“Republicans who – lie about Trump’s tax cut bill – will end up in hell”

“The strategy of – tax cuts for the rich is based – entirely on lies”

Haiku Quintet, Only Shit Trickles Down

September 29, 2017

1. “Trump’s tax plan is the – same old Republican whore – wearing a new dress”

2. “The only cheering – for Trump’s tax cuts is in Board – Rooms and Country Clubs”

3. “Yo, deplorables – Trump’s tax cuts put money in – his pockets, not yours”

4. “So far Trump has failed – to deliver on any – campaign promises”

5. “Making the fat cats – even fatter does not serve – a public purpose”

Haiku Quintet: As Usual, Republicans Love Smoke And Mirrors

September 24, 2017

“Replace Obama – care with Single Payer; keeps – promise, solves problem”

“If you have a pre – existing condition, say – ‘Thank you, John McCain'”

“Even with risk pools – insurance is costly, no – good and hard to get”

“If you live in a – red state and Obamacare – is repealed, you’re screwed”

“Didn’t know how bad – it was. Now I do. Won’t you – make my red state blue?”

Haiku Trilogy, Liar-In-Chief

June 29, 2017

“Trump’s ignorance of – health care policy would fill – Wikipedia”

“Republicans stuff – their tired old tax cut whore – into a new dress”

“With Trump driving the – bus Amerika is on – the highway to hell”

Haiku Trilogy, Shredding

May 23, 2017

“Trump wants to shove the – branches of your safety net – through his wood chipper”

“Shit Trump said to get – elected has become lies – that will get you screwed”

“Face it, Trump voters – you got played, screwed, scammed, huckstered, – flimflammed and suckered”

Haiku Duet, The Whole Untruth And Nothing But The Untruth

April 13, 2017

“The shit my Trump said – ahead of the election; – he didn’t mean it”

“Thank God Trump is flip – flopping; most of what he said – was bat shit crazy”

Haiku Duet, Trumpcare Sucks

March 15, 2017

“Republicans want – to cut health care for the poor; – taxes for the rich”

“GOP mess; your – lies fool others; believing – your own lies fools you”

Haiku, Trumpocalypse

March 6, 2017

“Trump’s train is going – too fast, on the wrong track and – headed straight for you”