Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

Yokes from Tessa and Michael’s Wedding, Dontcha Know

September 5, 2017
Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole reached over and put his hand on Lena’s knee. Giggling, Lena said, “Ole, you can go a little farder dan dat now if ya vant to”… so Ole drove to Duluth.
Ole was talking with his brother Sven, who lived next door, when Sven said, “Ya know Ole, you and Lena should really get some new curtains.” “Vy’s dat?” Ole asked. “Vel last night I saw you and Lena, vel you know…” Ole thought for awhile, then said, “Ha-ha Sven, da yokes on you! I vasn’t even home last night!”