Posts Tagged ‘Iowa Hawkeyes’

Haiku, Midwest Backyard Brawl

November 9, 2017

“Will it be sweet corn – or cheese curds; can the Hawkeyes – whup ass the Badgers?”

http://www.thegazette.com/subject/sports/fun-facts-iowa-wisconsin-jack-links-jerky-edition-20171109

Haiku, Garbage Call

September 17, 2017

“Two quick high steps should – not be unsportsmanlike and – remove the touchdown”

http://www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports/college/iowa/football/2017/09/16/akrum-wadley-touchdown-celebration-ncaa-flag-iowa-hawkeyes-football/673899001/

Haiku, To Boldly Go Where No Hawkeye Has Gone Before

June 2, 2017

“Baseball isn’t us – against them; it’s us against – ourselves and the ball”

http://www.thegazette.com/subject/sports/college/baseball/iowa-baseball-looks-to-open-eyes-nationally-against-texas-trio-20170601

Haiku, Alas Poor Herky We Knew Him Well

January 3, 2017

http://www.thegazette.com/subject/sports/iowa-football-game-report-florida-gators-30-hawkeyes-3-20170102

“Another New Year’s – bowl game; another Ferentz – Iowa train wreck”

Haiku, Iowa Basic

September 28, 2016

Comparing the Iowa Hawkeyes’ football facilities to those in the SEC

“The Hawkeyes don’t sell – opulence; they sell grit and – determination”

Haiku Quartet, Requiem For A Hawkeye

January 3, 2016

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/02/sports/ncaafootball/christian-mccaffrey-stanford-iowa-rose-bowl.html?ref=sports&_r=0

“Hawkeyes’ lightning in – a bottle turns out to be – hype in a baggie”

“Two hundred teams have – played in the Rose Bowl; Stanford – outscored most of them”

“Out played, out hustled, – out coached, out muscled, out foxed, – out worked, out smarted”

“Hawkeyes put the I – back in inept and the P – back in pathetic”

Haiku, Inspired By A Gameday Sign

December 5, 2015

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/12/the-9-best-college-gameday-signs-from-the-big-ten-championship-game

“May the Hawkeyes zoom – in and deposit poop on – the fartin’ Spartans”

Haiku, Roll Hawks Roll, 2

November 10, 2015

http://btn.com/2015/11/07/dienhart-iowa-isnt-going-away-america-deal-with-it/#comment-871549

“Iowa isn’t – going away so deal with – it America”

Haiku, Challenge For Northwestern Grads

October 17, 2015

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/college/ct-northwestern-iowa-football-spt-1018-20151017-story.html

“Use the words Hawkeyes, – Wildcats and decimate – in the same sentence”

Haiku, Sweet Revenge

October 15, 2015

http://www.thegazette.com/subject/sports/2-minute-drill-northwestern-wildcats-20151015

“In sweet revenge for – 09; Hawkeyes 17, – Wildcats 13”