Posts Tagged ‘Iowa Hawkeyes’

Haiku, Midwest Backyard Brawl

November 9, 2017

“Will it be sweet corn – or cheese curds; can the Hawkeyes – whup ass the Badgers?”

Haiku, Garbage Call

September 17, 2017

“Two quick high steps should – not be unsportsmanlike and – remove the touchdown”

Haiku, To Boldly Go Where No Hawkeye Has Gone Before

June 2, 2017

“Baseball isn’t us – against them; it’s us against – ourselves and the ball”

Haiku, Alas Poor Herky We Knew Him Well

January 3, 2017

“Another New Year’s – bowl game; another Ferentz – Iowa train wreck”

Haiku, Iowa Basic

September 28, 2016

Comparing the Iowa Hawkeyes’ football facilities to those in the SEC

“The Hawkeyes don’t sell – opulence; they sell grit and – determination”

Haiku Quartet, Requiem For A Hawkeye

January 3, 2016

“Hawkeyes’ lightning in – a bottle turns out to be – hype in a baggie”

“Two hundred teams have – played in the Rose Bowl; Stanford – outscored most of them”

“Out played, out hustled, – out coached, out muscled, out foxed, – out worked, out smarted”

“Hawkeyes put the I – back in inept and the P – back in pathetic”

Haiku, Inspired By A Gameday Sign

December 5, 2015

“May the Hawkeyes zoom – in and deposit poop on – the fartin’ Spartans”

Haiku, Roll Hawks Roll, 2

November 10, 2015

“Iowa isn’t – going away so deal with – it America”

Haiku, Challenge For Northwestern Grads

October 17, 2015

“Use the words Hawkeyes, – Wildcats and decimate – in the same sentence”

Haiku, Sweet Revenge

October 15, 2015

“In sweet revenge for – 09; Hawkeyes 17, – Wildcats 13”