Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’

Haiku, Michelle’s Epic Stump Speech

October 15, 2016

http://www.npr.org/2016/10/13/497846667/transcript-michelle-obamas-speech-on-donald-trumps-alleged-treatment-of-women

“Strong men don’t need to – disrespect women to prove – they are powerful”

Haiku, Mr. Misogynist

September 30, 2016

“Trump belittled and – mocked a teenage beauty queen – called her ‘Miss Piggy'”

Haiku Duet, Hillary And Donald

September 29, 2016

“Hillary is like – your imperfect friend; you just – put up with her flaws”

“Donald is like your – asshole college frat bro who – remained an asshole”

Haiku Duet, Over The Hillary

September 12, 2016

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/clinton-pneumonia-cover-story-proves-instinct-lie-article-1.2788402

“Just when you think you – can trust her she lies about – having pneumonia”

“You never need to – remember anything if – you always tell truths”

Haiku, Hillarygate

August 23, 2016

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/emails-reveal-how-foundation-donors-got-access-to-clinton-and-her-close-aides-at-state-dept/2016/08/22/345b5200-6882-11e6-8225-fbb8a6fc65bc_story.html

“Sorry Democrats – you should have nominated – Amy Klobouchar”

Haiku, She Can’t Stop Lying

August 1, 2016

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/08/why-hillary-clinton-keeps-lying/493841/

“Hillary’s pants are – smoldering and her nose just – keeps growing longer”

Haiku Duet, Da Man He Rig Da Game

July 27, 2016

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-dnc-sanders-glanton-talk-20160725-column.html

“The DNC and – SuperPACs suck and it’s not – safe in church or school”

“DNC betrayed – Bernie Sanders and the rest – of America”

Haiku, Hillary’s Blues

July 13, 2016

http://www.npr.org/2016/07/12/485679538/hillary-clinton-still-has-a-problem-with-a-key-pro-sanders-group-young-voters

“Hillary still trails – among voters seeking an – honest candidate”

Haiku, Hold Your Nose And Vote

June 11, 2016

http://www.wsj.com/articles/hillary-clinton-and-donald-trump-duel-over-high-court-and-abortion-1465598759

“Between Hillary – and Donald, which liar isĀ  – the least crooked crook?”

Haiku, No One Likes You

May 15, 2016

http://www.salon.com/2016/05/14/this_is_one_weak_nominee_hillary_clintons_problem_isnt_bernie_sanders_its_hilla

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“When no one likes your – candidate you’ve already – lost the election”