Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’

Haiku, Michelle’s Epic Stump Speech

October 15, 2016

“Strong men don’t need to – disrespect women to prove – they are powerful”

Haiku, Mr. Misogynist

September 30, 2016

“Trump belittled and – mocked a teenage beauty queen – called her ‘Miss Piggy'”

Haiku Duet, Hillary And Donald

September 29, 2016

“Hillary is like – your imperfect friend; you just – put up with her flaws”

“Donald is like your – asshole college frat bro who – remained an asshole”

Haiku Duet, Over The Hillary

September 12, 2016

“Just when you think you – can trust her she lies about – having pneumonia”

“You never need to – remember anything if – you always tell truths”

Haiku, Hillarygate

August 23, 2016

“Sorry Democrats – you should have nominated – Amy Klobouchar”

Haiku, She Can’t Stop Lying

August 1, 2016

“Hillary’s pants are – smoldering and her nose just – keeps growing longer”

Haiku Duet, Da Man He Rig Da Game

July 27, 2016

“The DNC and – SuperPACs suck and it’s not – safe in church or school”

“DNC betrayed – Bernie Sanders and the rest – of America”

Haiku, Hillary’s Blues

July 13, 2016

“Hillary still trails – among voters seeking an – honest candidate”

Haiku, Hold Your Nose And Vote

June 11, 2016

“Between Hillary – and Donald, which liar isĀ  – the least crooked crook?”

Haiku, No One Likes You

May 15, 2016


“When no one likes your – candidate you’ve already – lost the election”