Posts Tagged ‘gun violence’

Haiku Trilogy, Humor Just Keeps Getting Harder To Find

October 3, 2017

“Jimmy Kimmel just – tells the truth and we can all – feel it; things aren’t right”

“Congress lets the gun – lobby and the Koch Brothers – run the government”

“Jimmy Kimmel has – become America’s Pope – and Dalai Lama”

Haiku Quartet, Wake Up America

October 3, 2017

“We’re more offended – by black men taking a knee – than white men shooting”

“Every massacre – triggers a golden shower – of condolences”

“It’s more important – to have access to assault – weapons than health care”

“Bang, bang, shoot, Fuck yeah – America needs guns more – than it needs health care”

Haiku: Quoth The Raven, ‘#NeverTrump’

August 10, 2016

“Trump’s shout to gun nuts – is a peek into the soul – of a psychopath”

Haiku, Amend The Second Amendment

July 9, 2016

“Guns murder both cops – and innocent civilians – during traffic stops”

Haiku, Unbear Your Arms

June 20, 2016

“End the pandemic – of arms carnage, amend the – second amendment”

Haiku Trilogy, Too Many guns, Too Few Brains

March 14, 2016

“Mom shot by toddler – son; she’ll recover, he’ll be – damaged forever”

“In America – toddlers shoot more people dead – than terrorists do”

“Sleepovers can be – hazardous; your kid’s friend could – have gun nut parents”

Haiku, RIP Garda Tony Golden

October 17, 2015

“Another senseless – victim of an untreated – nutjob with a gun”

Haiku, Exterminate Mass Shootings, 5

October 10, 2015

“Make the gun lobby – squeal; cut off its balls and end – senseless, useless deaths”

Haiku, Exterminate Mass Shootings, 4

October 4, 2015

“Our gun laws match up – with muzzle loading muskets – not Kalashnikovs”

“The Holocaust goes – on, one mentally ill mass – shooter at a time”

Haiku, Exterminate Mass Shootings 3

October 3, 2015

“Australia’s gun laws – grew up; America’s are – still geared to flintlocks”