Posts Tagged ‘football’

Cyclone Haiku

October 26, 2017

“If Iowa State – beats TCU they will be – a scary good team”

Haiku, Survival Of The Smartest

October 2, 2017

“If we want humans – to survive can we please stop – playing contact sports?”

Haiku Trilogy, Football Maims Young Mens’ Brains

July 29, 2017

1. “Would you cheer at a – car wreck? You do each time you – watch a football game”

2. “Every time your head – gets hit your soft brain smashes – into your hard skull”

3. “Colleges need to – stop paying young men to maim – their brains in football”

Haiku Duet: Coverciano, Culla Di Allenatori*

May 13, 2017

“There is no perfect – football, just the right football – for the right moment”

“Great coaches are not – disciples; they are their own – individuals”

*Cradle Of Coaches

Haiku, The Game Was Pretty Good Too

February 6, 2017

Here are all the commercials for Super Bowl 51

“Watch the Super Bowl’s – famous commercials without – the football timeouts”

Haiku Trilogy, For Whom The Bell Gets Rung

January 30, 2017

“We protect baby – boys but when they are teens we – let them play football”

“Football is brutal, – dangerous and morally – indefensible”

“Leave the house, drive a – few blocks, call your wife and ask – ‘Where am I going?'”

Haiku, Does Football Bore You?

January 10, 2017

“If you’re bored, only – thirty-six days till pitchers – and catchers report”

Haiku Trilogy, RIP Rashaan Salaam

December 23, 2016

1. “A lethal cocktail – depression and CTE – plagues ex-football stars”

2. “Football players get – paid a lot to batter their – beautiful bodies”

3. “If you’re hurt stay off – the field, let your injuries – heal, don’t play in pain”

Haiku, Slaves Of The NCAA

December 21, 2016

“Meaningless football – bowl games; players exploited – for corporate greed”

Haiku, Nothing Golden Can Stay

December 17, 2016

“‘Waiting for their turn’ – Golden Gophers almost get – away with gang rape”