Posts Tagged ‘bribing’

Haikus, Killing For Fun

September 27, 2015

“Hey Wally, how does – it feel when we’re the lions – and you’re the zebra?”

“Cops bust Garner and – Bland for petty crimes; Palmer – walks for felonies”

“Real hunters track their – prey; poachers bait their prey and – blind it with spotlights”

“Hunting teaches us – patience; poaching teaches us – to bribe, cheat and lie”

Haikus, Killing For Fun

September 25, 2015

“Hey Wally, did you – put extra large toilets in – your fancy houses?”

“Wally’s DNA is more – Neanderthal than – Homo sapiens”

“Grace Mugabe thinks – Wally Palmer is Tarzan’s – reincarnation”

“Each time my dog takes – a shit I am reminded – of Wally Palmer”

Haikus, Killing For Fun

September 24, 2015

“Real hunters kill to – fill their freezers with meat, not – their egos with teeth”

“Real hunters don’t use – inferior weapons to – take protected game”

“Wally’s angel: Dan – Ashe, trophy hunter who heads – Fish and Wildlife”

“Did grinning Wally – get his rocks off harvesting – Cecil’s regal teeth?”

Haiku, Killing For Fun

September 23, 2015

“Quick arrow kills are – rare; most animals suffer – prolonged, painful deaths”