Haiku, The King’s English


“And now for something – completely different; Scottish – synonyms for Trump”

Tit, weapons grade plum, utter Twonk, absolute fucking doughnut, spoon, Gobshite, witless fucking cocksplat, weasel headed fucknugget, mangled apricot hellbeast, utter and complete eejit, clueless numpty, bloviating flesh bag, touped fucktrumpet, uncompressible jizztrumpet, tiny fingered Cheeto-faced ferret wearing shitgibbon, cockwomble.


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