Archive for April, 2016

Haiku Quartet, Kissing Hillary’s Ass

April 25, 2016

“Hillary is not – dishonest; she’s just being – a politician”

“Hillary is not – dishonest; she’s just kind of – truthful half the time”

“The Nixonian – Clinton: rigid, secret and – very defensive”

“Both arrogant and – defensive, Clinton doesn’t – learn from her mistakes”

Haiku, White Cops, Black Teens

April 24, 2016

Dashcam Video Suggests Cops Did Not Attempt To Rescue Drowning Teens

“Cops pursue teens who – drive into swamp; cops don’t try – to rescue, teens drown”

Haiku, Happy Birthday Billy

April 23, 2016
“Let’s try writing four – quatrains and a couplet to – celebrate Shakespeare”
Sonnet 151
“Love is too young to know what conscience is;
Yet who knows not conscience is born of love?
Then, gentle cheater, urge not my amiss,
Lest guilty of my faults thy sweet self prove.
For, thou betraying me, I do betray
My nobler part to my gross body’s treason;
My soul doth tell my body that he may
Triumph in love; flesh stays no farther reason,
But, rising at thy name, doth point out thee
As his triumphant prize. Proud of this pride,
He is contented thy poor drudge to be,
To stand in thy affairs, fall by thy side.
No want of conscience hold it that I call
Her ‘love’ for whose dear love I rise and fall”

Haiku, Props AP For Reporting This Sordid Story

April 23, 2016

“Supply chain starts with – slaves; concludes with seafood in – your supermarket”

Haiku, Something To Warm Your Nerdy Little Hearts

April 22, 2016

“Tom Baker with cats – no more debate about Who – is the best Doctor”

Haiku, Why Hasn’t Someone Younger Stepped Up?

April 22, 2016

“Our next President – will need hearing aids and naps – every afternoon”

Haiku, IKEA Won’t Recall Deadly Furniture

April 22, 2016

“Iconic Swedish – furniture is prone to tip – over and kill kids”

Haiku, Where Were You In 1966?

April 20, 2016

“In the summer of – sixty six Bob and The Hawks – went across the pond”

Haiku, Best Music Video Ever

April 20, 2016

“I’ll show you a place – high on the desert plain Where – the streets have no name”

Haiku, Happy And Illiterate

April 19, 2016

“Kids learn best through play; – Finn educators get this – America’s don’t”