Archive for November, 2015

Haiku, Every Baby Needs A Box

November 24, 2015

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/11/10/why-babies-should-sleep-in-cardboard-boxes-explained-in-2-charts/

“Cardboard boxes are – for Amazon packages, – cats and new babies”

Haiku, Those Amazing Babies

November 23, 2015

http://mentalfloss.com/article/70105/10-amazing-facts-about-infant-brain

“Babies are born with – one hundred billion neurons – for early learning

Haiku, It’s All Over Now, Vagus Blue

November 23, 2015

http://mentalfloss.com/article/65710/9-nervy-facts-about-vagus-nerve

“When the vagabond – nerve comes rapping at your doors – open them or die”

Haiku, Minneapolice

November 23, 2015

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/21/us/minneapolis-jamar-clark-police-shooting/

“Eye witnesses are – the best evidence; they say – cops murdered Jamar”

Haiku, The Sage Old Rapist Of Omaha

November 23, 2015

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/where-the-billionaire-gets-paid-and-the-blue-collar-workers-get-canned/2015/11/18/d7a738a8-8e25-11e5-baf4-bdf37355da0c_story.html

“This American – life: billionaires get laid; blue – collar chumps get screwed”

Haiku Duology, We’ll Help You Ronda

November 23, 2015

http://fortune.com/2015/11/22/ronda-rousey-ufc-critics/

“Every drama has – three acts: the hero’s rise, fall – and resurrection”

“Down went Muhammad, – Joe and George; they all came back – and so will Ronda”

Haiku Duology, You Thrilled Us PF

November 22, 2015

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/nov/17/pf-sloan-1960s-eve-of-destruction-secret-agent-man-bob-dylan-jimmy-webb#_=_

“You know when something – you’ve made thrills you it will thrill – other people too”

“When you’ve written a – hit you feel an exquisite – release and wonder”

Haiku, Inside The Mind Of A Frail

November 21, 2015

http://www.ebay.com/gds/6-Things-Your-Wife-Is-Always-Thinking-About-/10000000204874628/g.html?roken2=tf.pR3VpZGVz.bTW90aGVycyBEYXk%3D.g.cpin.ap4c&pp=1

“Corpus calosum: – hers is a high speed freeway; – yours a donkey track”

Haiku, Bilinguals Are Hipper And Healthier

November 21, 2015

http://www.medpagetoday.com/Cardiology/Strokes/54812

“Bilingualism – protects against Alzheimer’s; – cognitive decline”

Haiku, Roll Hawks, Roll

November 21, 2015

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/21/sports/ncaafootball/iowa-coach-kirk-ferentz-guides-undefeated-hawkeyes-to-unfamiliar-heights.html

“Iowa only – gets leftover recruits, yet – still undefeated”